So, here's the Clock Story.
I got this clock from my neighbor. It was in her yard sale pile, and she is a nice woman, so she just gave it to me. And, no, it wasn't 1:16 when I took this picture. The clock had stopped.
I disassembled it (I told her that's what I was going to do, in case you're wondering). I decided to paint the frame with some leftover paint from another project:
And I found an old papersource calendar that my college roomate had given me for my birthday, so I cut up one of the pages and fit it onto the clock face. Then I found the wrench in the tool box, and made sure that it showed up in the picture so that you'd think I was really hardcore about my re-doing of household items:
Finally, I sanded off some of the paint from the clock frame and reassembled it, hung it on the wall, and tried to remember how to tell time when there aren't big numbers to help:
That, my friends, is the Clock Story.